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Thursday, February 3, 2011

Jazzy

Firstly, let me tell you about our new system. We will each write separate blog posts on Thursdays, and one together on Saturday. So, it's Claire.

Now, down to business.

Now, I can't think of a good topic...so here's another list (I am becoming known for my lists, it's because they're easy to write).

TOP FIVE HILARIOUS THINGS MY 3 YEAR OLD SISTER, WHO FOR THE PURPOSE OF THIS POST I WILL CALL JAZZY, HAS DONE:

1. Try to teach her Barbies how to dance, and then scream at them for not moving ("NO, NO, THAT'S NOT RIIIIGHT!!")

2. Walked into my room, completely naked other than her new shoes, saying "TA-DAAAAA!!"

3. Dressed in a fairy costume, complete with a wand and and wreath...to the supermarket.

4. Tried to krump. Doesn't seem that funny....but I guess you had to be there, and see her randomly shaking her fists around her head helplessly, to find it hilarious.

5. When I told her about this post, paused and said "Claire, you have to wake me up!" and started to snore (still standing up, and with her eyes wide open).

Sorry this is short, but I had absolutely no good ideas for this post.

Gotta go and 'wake up' Jazzy!

Swan Song,

Claire xoxo
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