If Facebook shut down...

If you have every wanted to know, doing burn-outs on a tricycle, then falling off, hurts.

You would have to be half-dead not to know or have heard of the phenomenon of the social networking world that is Facebook. With over 250 million active Facebook users logged on, on any given day, it got me wondering, what would happen if Facebook shut down? Would the world shrivel up? Or would we just see dazed teenagers periodically banging their heads against brick walls?

I have compiled this list so you can get a glimpse of what life would be like if Facebook shut down.

IF FACEBOOK SHUT DOWN...

People would ring 500 of their 'friends' just to let them know that they are 'patting their puppy'

You would be harrased in shopping centres by people you hardly know, poking you

Credit cards would read 'Mr/Mrs/Miss Sarah Supermegahotbabyy Johnson'

As soon as you said something, random people would give you 'the thumbs up'

Every wall would be covered in random crap such as 'What's up, babe?' and
'ILY babe xoxoxo'

People would stalk you the old fashion way...

Everyone would have at least 8 siblings, 2 dads, 3 mums, and be married to someone of the same sex or widowed

You would walk past people having conversations similar to this one: "OMG your* saaaaaa hot!" "Thx babe xoxoxox but your the hot one here" "ILY"


Swan song,
Ellie xoxoxo

P.S. Hi everyone, Ellie here, I'm still in Tassie, but will be back with my beloved Claire on the 27th of Jan.

I do not have anything against Facebook, this post is purely for the enjoyment of our readers

*Yes, I know it should be 'You're' rather than 'Your', it's just to set the scean with the whole 'dumb, pretty, blond girl' thing