A lot of people say that if there was intelligent life on other planets, they would have tried to contact us. But I think that if they do exist, they smartest thing they've done is not contact us. The human race is incredibly stupid, and has never been more so.
A Few Reasons Why Humans are Stupid And Aliens Have The Right Idea By Keeping A Distance From Us
1. When we're in swimming at the beach, and it's starts raining, we run for cover, even though we're already wet.
2. We spend a large portion of our day/lives trying to impress people we don't even like.
3. We are putting clothes on dogs, and kids in leashes, and not the other way around.
4. Our social life is getting in the way of social networking, and not the other way around.
5. We put labels on bottles of sleeping pills reading "WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS"
6. We spend heaps of money on things we don't need, and never use them again, and then complain how we have practically no money.
7. In spite of all of this, we think we are the most intelligent species.
8. Although we know they won't, we ask other humans to comment on this post and tell us another reason why they think humans are stupid (pretty please) Even thought very few people actually read this (with cherries on top).
Swan Song,
Claire xoxo
P.S. Ellie will be back on the 27th :) Until then, you're stuck with just me.
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