An Average Week

So, I was completely out ideas for this blog post (I'm not sure if it's the Summer holidays, or my utter lack of creativity). So, I sat and thought. Then I got bored of sitting and thinking and ended up googling a bunch of stuff. After adding various files to my mental library, such as 'Yo Mamma' jokes, easy ways to remember the difference between stalactites and stalagmites and how many Justin Bieber's I could take in a fight (20), I saw something that really confused me.

Yesterday was Thank God It's Monday Day.

First of all, it sounds completely ridculous today (Thank God It's Mon Day-day).

Second, what is there to celebrate about a Monday? When I was trying to think of reasons anyone anywhere would say, or even think, the words "Thank God it's Monday", I thought of how my average week usually goes, and thought I would make that the topic of my blog.

An Average Week in the Life of Me

Sunday

Wake up about 9. Go and grab some Milo, then are made by my parents to go to church. Then, for the rest of the day, do absolutely nothing.

All in all, a pretty good day.

Monday

Woken up at about 7. Go to take a shower, and am shocked by the freezing-ness of the water*. Eat breakfast even thought I'm not actually hungry, finish getting ready and go to school. Arrive a couple of minutes late, and have to walk to the office to get a late slip. Then find out that it wasn't even neccessary, because the teacher hadn't even called the roll yet. Have a terrible day full of learning boring things that I already know.

See, nothing goes right on Mondays.

Tuesday

Woken up at about 7 again. Get ready, and go to school for another dull day of learning. However, I am somehow able to function better on Tuesdays than on Mondays, making everything more bearable.

Wednesday
Woken up at about 7:20 because Mum slept in. Go to school, and am slightly more tired than usual because it's the middle of the week (notice how I avoided saying "hump day"). However, I enjoy school slightly more than usual because I realise Friday is getting closer.

Thursday

Woken up at about 7. Go to school more willingly than usual, because FRIDAY IS TOMORROW.The rest of the day is pretty much irrelevant, because FRIDAY IS TOMORROW.

Friday

Get up at 7 without having to be woken. Have a shower, get a really nice Milo, finish getting ready and go. Admittedly most of the day seems to go on forever, but last fifteen minutes or so of school makes it all worth while. The anticipation as the second hand slowly drags itself across the numbers of the clock is overwhelming. Get up when the bell finally rings, feeling amazing. Get told by the teacher that the bell doesn't dismiss us, they do. Are forced to sit down for another thirty seconds. Finally are released. Have a mini party, right there at school. It is now officially the weekend.

Saturday

Wake up at about 11 on the best day of the week. Somehow we can appreciate no school on a Saturday so much more than on a Sunday (maybe we take it for granted on Sundays, I don't know).

But you see my point, Mondays pretty much suck. Even on holidays/vacation, on Mondays all your friends seem to be busy, leaving you alone to be bored.

I realise that this post has been very whiny and "Bella Swan"** of me, but I'm just trying to express my utter loathing for that particular day of the week.

So, thanks for reading and don't forgot to follow us.

Oh, and Happy Thank God It's Monday Day for yesterday :)

Swan Song,

Claire xoxo

*Even the water hates Mondays.

**I don't mean to offend any fangirls. I love Twilight myself, I just think Bella is such a boring, whiny character.